King of Hearts Playing Card CostumePick a card, any card! If you could bring any playing card into our real life universe, which would it be? Well, it certainly wouldn't be a number card, right? Because A) could those be any more useless? and B) you're not an idiot. Maybe you're thinking you'd be an Ace. Hmmm, could be a smart choice, although Aces are pretty cocky, a bit full of themselves wouldn't you say. It's like they're always so smug, like they've got a them up their sleeve.